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Winamp

Great mp3 player that probably everyone haves, BUT if you reinstalled your system here are the links for whatever vesrion of winamp you want from 0.20 to 5.0.

To get latest Winamp v 5.3, download it from original site.

Tags: all versions, all winamp, download, winamp

What happens when chickens see red?

While watching how the red color blends with others i came across on:
What happens when chickens see red? Answer: They lay more eggs.
–A company* that markets red contact lenses for chickens (at 20 cents a pair), points to medical studies showing that chickens wearing red-tinted contact lenses behave differently from birds that don’t. They eat less, produce more and don’t fight as much. This decreases aggressive tendencies and birds are less likely to peck at each other causing injury. A spokesman said the lenses will improve world egg-laying productivity by $600 million a year.
Test from Colormatters.com

Tags: chicken, color, red

Cell Phones And Sperm And What Else…

They say Drivers on Cell Phones Are as Bad as Drunks.
I would say yes but not so bad as drunks. You wont go with phone in left hand 100+ km/h and manage to talk and drive, but you will go when you are drunk.
They say Cell Phone can raise risk to Brain Tumor. and now if you have your phone +4 hours in pocket every day they say you will get low sperm count, im thinking what else would the next news be: “A lot of phone talking can cause you shit less”
or the one i heard on job that Video calls (umts) cause big UV waves so put your head away from screen.
Another news is: Mobile phone cause memory loss And Mobile phones cause choc sales to fall. (WTF!!!)
So if you can`t remember anything or you produce low amount of sperm or you have headache throw your phone away .

Tags: cancer, cell phone, mobile phones, sperm, study

Forum Signatures

We all know that sigs, avatars, quotes, statements, own homepage url`s…… well I saved a lot of the signatures from world wide forums that people use these days.

Signatures:

If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
Together we stand a chance – Divided we’ve had it.
I have no wish to control myself…. I prefer to panic!
The secret waits for the insight of eyes unclouded by longing.
Insanity is hereditary You get it from your kids.
Opinion is a medium between knowledge and ignorance.
Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life!
You can’t change the past but You can ruin a perfectly good present By worrying about the future!

Never go to bed on an argument Stay up n fight.
The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool.
There is no substitute for experience. Imperfection indicates a lack of effort.
“I’m a scientist. I don’t believe in anything!”
WARNING: this post may be filled with lies and/or extreme sarcasm.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
A “web page” on the “Internet”! What a novel idea!
Not everyone can ride a unicycle, does that mean we should put another wheel on it?
Many people call me Linux-freak, I just see me as a freak who uses Linux.
I am SPAM, hear me roar.
Before posting your own topic, try to answer at least one unanswered one.
If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to fly. After all, you got nothing to lose.
There is no substitute for experience.
Imperfection indicates a lack of effort.
I had a life once…..now I have a Computer and a Modem.
(more…)

Tags: forum signatures, forums, text signatures, user quotes

Annual Meeting Of Women Drivers

These are just the some of pictures that exist, i found some more bad drives in similar post.
Imagine the pictures from a man what would they look like ?

Tags: funny, funny parking, funny women cars

Borat – Cultural Learnings of America

Fake Kazakhstani journalist Borat is sent to the United States of America in order to report on some of what makes that country great. Once there though, Borat falls in love with one Pamela Anderson and decides to trek cross-country, with his sidekick producer, in the hopes of meeting the lovely actress, and marrying her.
An extremely funny yet offensive movie that will likely have certain parties up in arms, including actual Kazakhstanis (who are apparently fighting against the release of the movie), Jewish people, women and pretty much anyone else who’s offended by male nudity, inappropriate sexual insinuations and behavior, and the making fun of other cultures. Personally, I thought much of it was very humorous, including a bunch of laugh-out loud funny scenes, but at the same time, I didn’t think that it worked entirely as a “movie”. For anyone who doesn’t know the background of the lead character in this film, played by actor Sasha Baron Cohen (he’s Jewish in real-life, by the way), he’s an ongoing character on his TV show, along with his more popular alter-persona, Ali G. Part of Borat’s appeal is that he’s so ignorant of American culture, that he can say and do the most outrageous things in front of actual people (who aren’t “in on the joke”) and get away with it because most Americans are polite and try to teach him about his wrongdoings, rather than tell him off for being an asshole, idiot or racist. Well, not everyone, of course…some people do actually get upset and that’s what makes for some of the comedy in this film. The problem with this concept is that it’s very funny as a 5-minute skit on his TV show (or a series of sketches), as it doesn’t expect us to buy into his character throughout a manufactured plotline, but in this film, he’s combining a “fake story” about Borat traveling across America with actual undercover footage of him acting dumb with real people.

Tags: borat

Some Cars Commercials

With plenty of email pics there will be more

Tags: audi, bentley, bmw, Cars