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December 15, 2008

Route 66

Filed under: Interesting, wtf — Realest @ 5:01 pm

This is not about the route 66 navigation pioneer
Its about the mother road, the historic Route 66. It`s famous, it`s long about 4000 km, it haves many facts and myths.
Iv seen my friend haves a neon lamp and i took some photos, searched the google and found no photos like this, so here it is.

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Depeche Mode- Route 66

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June 10, 2008

UEFA, TV3.si, Unfair, Problem.

Filed under: wtf — Realest @ 10:04 pm

I don`t get it, how can that be possible that we Slovenian people In Europe do not have a chance to choose on which TV channel we are going to watch the EURO 2008.

When the game starts all TV programs that are broadcasting the game becomes black, except one –> (TV3) that made all that happen.
And what is so sad the commentators are so bad, it`s painful to watch. They done this 2 years ago when the World Cup was playing

On T-2.net the Slovenian TV provider got an explanation.

They say:
The TV3 Television has bayed exclusive rights from the organization UEFA so THEY have a right to say where we gonna watch it, THEY have a right to turn screen black and we are like sheep`s who still paying for dark non-watchable channels.

Now since some law suits are happening , maybe we get the channels back before the EURO ends.

Go! Van basten’s Netherlands’s

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May 31, 2008

Wicked Words About Famous People

Filed under: wtf — Realest @ 10:15 am

who cares

I know nobody cares, i still have some thoughts and copped jokes which i like to share with anybodies. :)

George W. Bush - he is funny and i see him more on comedy channels. Example:

top ten george w bush moments

Britney Spears
While the Beat Goes On I am Thinkin About You that I Will Still Love You
I Will Be There From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart because i was Born To Make You Happy and Sometimes * You Drive Me Crazy * hit me Baby One More Time.

Anna Nicole-Smith - Who came first you or pamela anderson ?
What you mean here or on playboy.

Alec Baldwin -
Does God shit? He must…how else can you explain Alec Baldwin?

Will Smith - doesn`t make jokes. He just watches the government and report the facts.

2pac - was tha gangsta, you are not

50 Cent - Still needs 50 more to make a dollar

Pamela Anderson - What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson’s breasts?
Silicon Valley.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - His favorite web site is Alta Vista baby.

Paris Hilton - Her boyfriend says: Look at that dog with one eye! And Paris covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”

Barack Obama - “You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn’t tell if he was running for president or bartender.” –Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton - “Poor Hillary. She went on my friend Jay Leno’s show last night. She’s still trying to put that whole Bosnia sniper fire thing behind her. She said, ‘It’s been so long since I’ve been pinned down by anyone.’”

Hulk - When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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April 13, 2007

I Founded Zippo 1932

Filed under: wtf — Realest @ 5:54 pm

It was said to me long time ago… this is a good zippo.
I want to know is it really good? who is this dude and i even can not read his name.
some-bodies help me :)

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March 9, 2007

V.i.p. tv show with pam anderson

Filed under: wtf — Realest @ 1:22 pm
pamela anderson v.i.p.

Genre: Action/Adventure, Comedy.
Yeah comedy it is, this episodes are full of mistakes with very bad plots, i assume people just watch because of big breasts bumping around the screen.
Other people say: Stupid blonde saves the day!
In fact this is all other but episode, it`s more like fashion and commercial shieet.
I bet that spanish limonades are better.

January 5, 2007

2007 predicted to be hottest year yet

Filed under: wtf — ramone_ @ 11:41 am

According to climate change experts at the Met office, 2007 is likely to be the warmest year on record globally, beating the current record set in 1998. Each January the Met Office, in conjunction with the University of East Anglia, issues a forecast of the global surface temperature for the coming year.

The forecast takes into account known contributing factors, such as solar effects, El Nino, greenhouse gas, concentrations and other multi-decadal influences. Over the previous 7 years, the Met Office forecast of annual global temperature has proved remarkably accurate, with a mean forecast error size of just 0.06 °C.

The Met Office forecast for 2007 shows two significant findings:

Firstly, the global temperature for 2007 is expected to be 0.54 °C above the long-term (1961-1990) average of 14.0 °C. And there is a 60% probability that 2007 will be as warm or warmer than the current warmest year (1998 was +0.52 °C above the long-term average).

The potential for a global record breaking 2007 arises partly from a moderate strength El Nino already established in the Pacific, which is expected to persist through the first few months of 2007.

The lag between El Nino and the full global surface temperature response means that the warming effect of El Nino is extended and therefore has a greater influence on the global temperatures during the year.

Katie Hopkins from Met Office Consulting, explaining the predictions, said… “This new information represents another warning that climate change is happening around the world. Our work in the climate change consultancy team applies Met Office research to help businesses mitigate against risk and adapt at a strategic level for success in the new environment.”

December 2, 2006

Tribal Tattoos

Filed under: Photoshop, wtf — Realest @ 2:02 pm

When you click on picture, there is another button called All SIZES which shows original picture.
Here are some photoshoped tattoos for all of you to choose, i don`t know where did i get it, i found it on 3 year old disc :) Read the author`s text bellow….

Try searching Tribal tattoos on Google OR Try your search on Yahoo, Ask, AllTheWeb, MSN, PicSearch, Ditto, Getty, Creatas, FreeFoto, WebShots, NASA, Flickr

Author`s text: This is a collection of hi-res tattoos for adding to your favourite figures. They’re based on a fairly standard skin colour to make blending them onto your body textures simpler. I use Paintshop Pro for most of my texture editing so here’s how to add it using that program:

Open your figure texture
Get the size of the area you want the tattoo on
Open the tattoo
Select the background colour of the tattoo as the current background colour
Resize the tattoo to match the area you want it on
Copy the tattoo
Paste it onto your texture using ‘Paste Transparent Selection’

I know a lot of people use Photoshop but although I use it for some things I’m not totally sure about transparent colours and pasting but I’m sure you can do the same thing with it if you know how.

November 16, 2006

Cell Phones And Sperm And What Else…

Filed under: wtf — Realest @ 3:35 pm

They say Drivers on Cell Phones Are as Bad as Drunks.
I would say yes but not so bad as drunks. You wont go with phone in left hand 100+ km/h and manage to talk and drive, but you will go when you are drunk.
They say Cell Phone can raise risk to Brain Tumor. and now if you have your phone +4 hours in pocket every day they say you will get low sperm count, im thinking what else would the next news be: “A lot of phone talking can cause you shit less” :)
or the one i heard on job that Video calls (umts) cause big UV waves so put your head away from screen.
Another news is: Mobile phone cause memory loss And Mobile phones cause choc sales to fall. (WTF!!!)
So if you can`t remember anything or you produce low amount of sperm or you have headache throw your phone away :).

November 1, 2006

Borat - Cultural Learnings of America

Filed under: wtf — ramone_ @ 11:48 am

Fake Kazakhstani journalist Borat is sent to the United States of America in order to report on some of what makes that country great. Once there though, Borat falls in love with one Pamela Anderson and decides to trek cross-country, with his sidekick producer, in the hopes of meeting the lovely actress, and marrying her.
An extremely funny yet offensive movie that will likely have certain parties up in arms, including actual Kazakhstanis (who are apparently fighting against the release of the movie), Jewish people, women and pretty much anyone else who’s offended by male nudity, inappropriate sexual insinuations and behavior, and the making fun of other cultures. Personally, I thought much of it was very humorous, including a bunch of laugh-out loud funny scenes, but at the same time, I didn’t think that it worked entirely as a “movie”. For anyone who doesn’t know the background of the lead character in this film, played by actor Sasha Baron Cohen (he’s Jewish in real-life, by the way), he’s an ongoing character on his TV show, along with his more popular alter-persona, Ali G. Part of Borat’s appeal is that he’s so ignorant of American culture, that he can say and do the most outrageous things in front of actual people (who aren’t “in on the joke”) and get away with it because most Americans are polite and try to teach him about his wrongdoings, rather than tell him off for being an asshole, idiot or racist. Well, not everyone, of course…some people do actually get upset and that’s what makes for some of the comedy in this film. The problem with this concept is that it’s very funny as a 5-minute skit on his TV show (or a series of sketches), as it doesn’t expect us to buy into his character throughout a manufactured plotline, but in this film, he’s combining a “fake story” about Borat traveling across America with actual undercover footage of him acting dumb with real people.

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