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		<title>The Freezing Firefox</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Firefox is making me crazy.
I made a 3 updates in last three months&#8230;. update this, update that, bla bla bla and everytime i update it`s worse.
First there was a slow firefox, thoose preloading circles in tabs wore loooking like they don`t know in which way to turn.
Second is to try to restore tabs, it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Firefox is making me crazy.<br />
I made a 3 updates in last three months&#8230;. update this, update that, bla bla bla and everytime i update it`s worse.</p>
<p>First there was a slow firefox, thoose preloading circles in tabs wore loooking like they don`t know in which way to turn.<br />
Second is to try to restore tabs, it just ain˙t possible, it freezes and FERTIK, KAPUT, BEMTI LISICO.<br />
I got so lot of favorites and saved passwords wery nicely organized and that is keeping me to come back.<br />
As of plugins i almost removed all of them and still no effect, i tried some fixes from forums but hey if i update the fox i expect to work okay, I don`t want to go learn stuff about firefox, i just want, that it works like before.</p>
<p>In the end, there are a lot of other browsers, and Opera and Google Chrome are also wery good.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10582760@N08/2819656733"><img style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px; border: 0px initial initial;" title="google chrome" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2819656733_53a5698be1_m.jpg" border="0" alt="google chrome" hspace="5" width="175" height="201" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/82291153@N00/372289555"><img title="Opera Browser 2.0" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/372289555_838ef3b17c_m.jpg" border="0" alt="Opera Browser 2.0" hspace="5" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29831438@N00/408189016"><img style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px; border: 0px initial initial;" title="it´s a firefox cake!" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/408189016_8a21deff76_m.jpg" border="0" alt="it´s a firefox cake!" hspace="5" width="192" height="144" /></a></p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p><a title="google chrome site" href="http://www.google.com/chrome ">Google Chrome</a></p>
<p><a title="opera browser site" href="http://www.opera.com">Opera Browser</a></p>
<p><a title="Firefox browser site" href="http://www.firefox.com">Firefox</a></p>
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		<title>Traffic Drop In Google Search</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neeews]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a big drop of  google search traffic in the last week, only now i can see how important is the google.
Hey goog we don`t need the prof to see  who is the real monopolist.
Google advices are:
Read the guidelines carefully and there should be no problems.
Some of my sites lost the 70 % of  search [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a big drop of  google search traffic in the last week, only now i can see how important is the google.<br />
<span style="color: #666699;"><em>Hey goog we don`t need the prof to see  who is the real monopolist.</em></span><br />
Google advices are:<br />
Read the guidelines carefully and there should be no problems.<br />
Some of my sites lost the 70 % of  search queries from google  and it keeps falling,  i have done nothing suspicious, nor i know what could be the problem.</p>
<p>I searched a lot on this problem and i even tried to see if this happened to anybody else.<br />
Google trends shows some interesting information on domains you type, i did this:<a title="google trends compare domains traffic" href="http://trends.google.com/websites?q=najdi.si%2C+24ur.com%2C+rtvslo.si%2C+siol.net&amp;geo=all&amp;date=2009-7&amp;sort=0"><br />
najdi.si, 24ur.com, rtvslo.si, siol.net</a><br />
You may try your own domains or competitors to see the traffic trends,  and all i see is the drops, no boosts.</p>
<p>I have no solution and i am hoping like the others, that google will eventually bring back my sites to its position where has it been before.<br />
Here are forum threads on this topic:</p>
<p><a title="google dropped me" href="http://forums.seochat.com/google-optimization-7/i-have-lost-my-rankings-google-has-dropped-me-please-126495.html"><strong>I have lost my rankings, Google has dropped me</strong></a><br />
<strong> <a title="Sandbox - google traffic" href="http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=20356">Google Traffic drop &#8211; Sandbox </a></strong><br />
<strong><a title="rankings and traffic drop" href="http://seogadget.co.uk/google-page-penalty-for-comment-spam-rankings-and-traffic-drop/">Google Page level penalty for comment spam – rankings and traffic drop</a></strong><a rel="bookmark" href="http://www.ukseoagency.co.uk/UK-SEO-News/seo/possible-causes-of-a-websites-traffic-drop.html"><br />
<strong>Possible Causes Of A Websites Traffic Drop</strong></a><strong></strong><br />
<strong> <a title="digitalpoint thread on traffic drop" href="http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1446199#post12162002">Anyone having huge Google traffic drop</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Topographic map of the Earth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[METI and NASA created topographic map that covers 99% of the world with about 1 million images huh.
The data is available to everyone.
I just registered on http://www.gdem.aster.ersdac.or.jp/index.jsp and tried to get topographic map from Yugoslavia, and download is very slow since the release was on 29.07.2009. and they noted.
The server of ASTER GDEM distribution site [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>METI and NASA created topographic map that covers 99% of the world with about 1 million images huh.<br />
The data is available to everyone.<br />
I just registered on <a href="http://www.gdem.aster.ersdac.or.jp/index.jsp">http://www.gdem.aster.ersdac.or.jp/index.jsp</a> and tried to get topographic map from Yugoslavia, and download is very slow since the release was on 29.07.2009. and they noted.<br />
<em>The server of ASTER GDEM distribution site is extremely busy with many accesses at the moment.</em></p>
<p>This data can tell the temperature of the surface, the condition of the surface and it could prevent Volcano eruptions, floods, maybe earthqukes.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gdem.aster.ersdac.or.jp/index.jsp"><img src="http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-content/topographic_map_of_world.jpg" alt="earth topographic map" /></a></p>
<p>I am simply boring and interested in this kind of stuff, i wonder if historical data is viewable and also where to find geological data, i want it all <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Smart.Apnoti.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am watching stats in StatPress  in dashboard and there it is.  Bing.com is getting over msn.com ,  live.com , Yahoo.com&#8230;.
I see in came from links the site called Smart.Apnoti.com
I clicked and what a saw is the:
NEXT BIG FUTURE
On Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 AM (UTC) 
smart.apnoti.com launches world&#8217;s first real-time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am watching stats in <a href="http://blog.matrixagents.org/wp-plugins/">StatPress </a> in dashboard and there it is.  Bing.com is getting over msn.com ,  live.com , Yahoo.com&#8230;.<br />
I see in came from links the site called <a href="http://Smart.Apnoti.com">Smart.Apnoti.com</a><br />
I clicked and what a saw is the:</p>
<h3>NEXT BIG FUTURE</h3>
<p><small>On Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 AM (UTC) </small></p>
<p><strong>smart.apnoti.com launches world&#8217;s first real-time search engine.</strong></p>
<p>I see that claims &#8220;real-time&#8221; &#8220;best search engine&#8221; &#8220;smart engine&#8221; everywhere but that doesnt matter much.<br />
What is interesting to me is how they get visits to their site.<br />
They created a web bot crawler which of course is crawling the site, but on stats it says like my site was clicked from their site, so everyone wants to see their own link on other page.</p>
<p>And whoops there is no link there&#8230;.  and I want that crawler too. !!! </p>
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		<title>Route 66</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not about the route 66 navigation pioneer
Its about the mother road, the historic Route 66. It`s famous, it`s long about 4000 km, it haves many facts and myths. 
Iv seen my friend haves a neon lamp and i took some photos, searched the google and found no photos like this, so here it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is not about the <a href="http://www.66.com/route66/">route 66 navigation pioneer</a><br />
Its about the mother road, the historic Route 66. It`s famous, it`s long about 4000 km, it haves many <a href="http://www.legendsofamerica.com/66-Facts.html">facts and myths. </a><br />
Iv seen my friend haves a neon lamp and i took some photos, searched the google and found no photos like this, so here it is.</p>
<p><img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-content/route66.jpg' alt='route66' /><br />
<a href="http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-content/route66_lamp_light.jpg"><img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-content/route66_lamp_light-600x450.jpg' alt='route66_lamp_light' /></a><br />
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<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHSjNuJJms">Depeche Mode- Route 66</a></h3>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EgHSjNuJJms&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EgHSjNuJJms&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>UEFA, TV3.si, Unfair, Problem.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don`t get it, how can that be possible that we Slovenian people In Europe do not have a chance to choose on which TV channel we are going to watch the EURO 2008.
When the game starts all TV programs that are broadcasting the game becomes black, except one &#8211;> (TV3) that made all that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don`t get it, how can that be possible that we Slovenian people In Europe do not have a chance to choose on which TV channel we are going to watch the <a href="http://www.euro2008.uefa.com/">EURO 2008</a>.</p>
<p>When the game starts all TV programs that are broadcasting the game becomes black, except one &#8211;> (<a href="http://tv3.si/">TV3</a>) that made all that happen.<br />
And what is so sad the commentators are so bad, it`s painful to watch. They done this 2 years ago when the World Cup was playing</p>
<p>On <a href="http://www.t-2.net/?AUID=94186501031D635020C4A">T-2.net</a> the Slovenian  TV provider got an explanation. </p>
<p>They say:<br />
The TV3 Television has bayed exclusive rights from the organization UEFA so THEY have a right to say where we gonna watch it, THEY have a right to turn screen black and we are like sheep`s who still paying for dark non-watchable channels. </p>
<p>Now since some law suits are happening , maybe we  get the channels back before the EURO ends.</p>
<p>Go! Van basten&#8217;s Netherlands&#8217;s  </p>
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		<title>Wicked Words About Famous People</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 08:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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I know nobody cares, i still have some thoughts and copped jokes which i like to share with anybodies.  

George W. Bush &#8211; he is funny and i see him more on comedy channels. Example: 
top ten george w bush moments


Britney Spears
While the Beat Goes On I am Thinkin About You that I Will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/467/nobodycaresvz0.jpg" alt="who cares" /></p>
<p>I know nobody cares, i still have some thoughts and copped jokes which i like to share with anybodies. <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<strong>George W. Bush</strong> &#8211; he is funny and i see him more on comedy channels. Example: </p>
<h4><a title=""youtube george bush href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7em-Vtipp4">top ten george w bush moments</a></h4>
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<strong>Britney Spears</strong><br />
<em>While the</em> Beat Goes On <em>I am </em>Thinkin About You <em>that</em> I Will Still Love You<br />
I Will Be There From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart <em>because i was</em> Born To Make You Happy <em>and</em> Sometimes * You Drive Me Crazy * hit me Baby One More Time.</div>
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<strong>Anna Nicole-Smith</strong> &#8211; Who came first you or pamela anderson ?<br />
What you mean here or on playboy.</a></h4>
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<strong>Alec Baldwin</strong> &#8211;<br />
Does God shit? He must&#8230;how else can you explain Alec Baldwin?</a></h4>
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<strong>Will Smith</strong> &#8211;  doesn`t make jokes. He  just watches the government and report the facts.</a></h4>
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<strong>2pac </strong> &#8211;  was tha gangsta, you are not</h4>
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<strong>50 Cent</strong> &#8211;  Still needs 50 more to make a dollar</a></h4>
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<strong>Pamela Anderson </strong> &#8211;  What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson&#8217;s breasts?<br />
Silicon Valley. </h4>
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<strong>Arnold Schwarzenegger</strong> &#8211;  His favorite web site is Alta Vista baby.</a></h4>
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<strong>Paris Hilton </strong> &#8211;  Her boyfriend says: Look at that dog with one eye!  And Paris  covers one of her eyes and says, &#8220;Where?&#8221;  </h4>
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<strong>Barack Obama</strong> &#8211;  &#8220;You see <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/a/obamajokes_2.htm">Barack Obama</a> at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn&#8217;t tell if he was running for president or bartender.&#8221; &#8211;Jay Leno</a></h4>
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<strong>Hillary Clinton </strong> &#8211;  &#8220;Poor Hillary. She went on my friend Jay Leno&#8217;s show last night. She&#8217;s still trying to put that whole Bosnia sniper fire thing behind her. She said, &#8216;It&#8217;s been so long since I&#8217;ve been pinned down by anyone.&#8217;&#8221;  </h4>
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<strong>Hulk</strong> &#8211; When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.</a></h4>
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<strong>Chuck Norris </strong> &#8211;  <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">Chuck Norris&#8217;</a> tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.  </h4>
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		<title>I Founded Zippo 1932</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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I want to know is it really good? who is this dude and i even can not read his name.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was said to me long time ago&#8230; this is a good zippo.<br />
I want to know is it really good? who is this dude and i even can not read his name.<br />
some-bodies help me <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>V.i.p. tv show with pam anderson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Genre: <del datetime="2007-03-09T11:02:45+00:00">Action/Adventure</del>, Comedy.<br />
Yeah comedy it is, this episodes are full of mistakes with very bad plots, i assume people just watch because of big breasts bumping around the screen.<br />
Other people say: Stupid blonde saves the day!<br />
In fact this is all other but episode, it`s more like fashion and commercial shieet.<br />
I bet that spanish limonades are better.</p>
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		<title>2007 predicted to be hottest year yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ According to climate change experts at the Met office, 2007 is likely to be the warmest year on record globally, beating the current record set in 1998. Each January the Met Office, in conjunction with the University of East Anglia, issues a forecast of the global surface temperature for the coming year.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> According to climate change experts at the Met office, 2007 is likely to be the warmest year on record globally, beating the current record set in 1998. Each January the Met Office, in conjunction with the University of East Anglia, issues a forecast of the global surface temperature for the coming year.</p>
<p>The forecast takes into account known contributing factors, such as solar effects, El Nino, greenhouse gas, concentrations and other multi-decadal influences. Over the previous 7 years, the Met Office forecast of annual global temperature has proved remarkably accurate, with a mean forecast error size of just 0.06 °C.</p>
<p>The Met Office forecast for 2007 shows two significant findings: </p>
<p>Firstly, the global temperature for 2007 is expected to be 0.54 °C above the long-term (1961-1990) average of 14.0 °C. And there is a 60% probability that 2007 will be as warm or warmer than the current warmest year (1998 was +0.52 °C above the long-term average).</p>
<p>The potential for a global record breaking 2007 arises partly from a moderate strength El Nino already established in the Pacific, which is expected to persist through the first few months of 2007.</p>
<p>The lag between El Nino and the full global surface temperature response means that the warming effect of El Nino is extended and therefore has a greater influence on the global temperatures during the year.</p>
<p>Katie Hopkins from Met Office Consulting, explaining the predictions, said&#8230; “This new information represents another warning that climate change is happening around the world. Our work in the climate change consultancy team applies Met Office research to help businesses mitigate against risk and adapt at a strategic level for success in the new environment.” </p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you click on picture, there is another button called All SIZES which shows original picture.
Here are some photoshoped tattoos for all of you to choose, i don`t know where did i get it, i found it on 3 year old disc   Read the author`s text bellow&#8230;.
 





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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you click on picture, there is another button called <strong>All SIZES</strong> which shows original picture.<br />
Here are some photoshoped tattoos for all of you to choose, i don`t know where did i get it, i found it on 3 year old disc <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Read the author`s text bellow&#8230;.<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846528/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (3) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/110/311846528_5356ea995f_t.jpg" width="100" height="98" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846622/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (8) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/115/311846622_5ef14817aa_t.jpg" width="100" height="84" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846630/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (9) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/110/311846630_7684f06b1d_t.jpg" width="100" height="95" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846487/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (25) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311846487_ce35151e18_t.jpg" width="100" height="91" /></a> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846602/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (6) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/104/311846602_ce09714971_t.jpg" width="43" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846234/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (10) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311846234_d064d73806_t.jpg" width="35" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846297/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (13) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/99/311846297_02fa26ed6f_t.jpg" width="68" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846384/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (19) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/107/311846384_9adc4aed15_t.jpg" width="100" height="80" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846446/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (22) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/121/311846446_de317bf8e6_t.jpg" width="100" height="33" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846356/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (17) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/121/311846356_c8386d5970_t.jpg" width="100" height="51" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846508/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (28) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/107/311846508_91b1477fe4_t.jpg" width="71" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846496/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (26) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311846496_aeaf4b59e4_t.jpg" width="100" height="39" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846480/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (24) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/119/311846480_6cfe88881a_t.jpg" width="100" height="30" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846554/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (32) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/114/311846554_81cdbe410f_t.jpg" width="100" height="15" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846213/" title="tattoos-tribal26 by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/113/311846213_b4aa1380df_t.jpg" width="100" height="36" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846515/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (29) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311846515_962572ba35_t.jpg" width="74" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846539/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (30) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/120/311846539_50e721da8e_t.jpg" width="100" height="32" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846418/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (20) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311846418_c7364d9b7f_t.jpg" width="83" height="100" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846433/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (21) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/103/311846433_8addd1e639_t.jpg" width="98" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846399/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (2) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/106/311846399_f44016cd72_t.jpg" width="100" height="97" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846545/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (31) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/115/311846545_7488968b3d_t.jpg" width="100" height="93" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846339/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (16) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/106/311846339_c27f8ae8cc_t.jpg" width="100" height="100" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846368/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (18) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311846368_1273fe2001_t.jpg" width="100" height="91" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mlobit/311846591/" title="tattoos-tribal26 (5) by hight3ng"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/114/311846591_cd9394c084_t.jpg" width="100" height="61" /></a></p>
<p>Try searching Tribal tattoos on <a href="http://images.google.co.uk/images?num=30&#038;hl=en&#038;safe=off&#038;sa=N&#038;resnum=0&#038;q=tribal+tattoos&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;tab=wi">Google</a> OR  <span style="font-size: small;">Try your search on <a href="http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=tribal%20tattoos">Yahoo</a>, <a href="http://pictures.ask.com/pictures?q=tribal%20tattoos">Ask</a>, <a href="http://www.alltheweb.com/search?cat=img&amp;q=tribal%20tattoos">AllTheWeb</a>, <a href="http://search.msn.com/images/results.aspx?q=tribal%20tattoos">MSN</a>, <a href="http://www.picsearch.com/search.cgi?q=tribal%20tattoos">PicSearch</a>, <a href="http://www.ditto.com/searchResults.asp?ss=tribal%20tattoos">Ditto</a>, <a href="http://creative.gettyimages.com/source/classes/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState%7C3%7C5%7C0%7C15%7C2%7C1%7C0%7C0%7C1%7C60%7Cffff.ffff.ffff.ffff.ffff.ffff%7C1%7C0%7Ctribal%20tattoos%7C%7C1%7C0&amp;pk=4">Getty</a>, <a href="http://www.creatas.com/searchResults.aspx?searchString=tribal%20tattoos">Creatas</a>, <a href="http://www.freefoto.com/search.jsp?queryString=tribal%20tattoos">FreeFoto</a>, <a href="http://www.webshots.com/search?query=tribal%20tattoos">WebShots</a>, <a href="http://nix.larc.nasa.gov/search?qa=tribal%20tattoos">NASA</a>, <a href="http://www.flickr.comhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/search/text:tribal%20tattoos">Flickr</a></span></p>
<p><strong>Author`s text: </strong><em>This is a collection of hi-res tattoos for adding to your favourite figures. They&#8217;re based on a fairly standard skin colour to make blending them onto your body textures simpler. I use Paintshop Pro for most of my texture editing so here&#8217;s how to add it using that program:</p>
<p>Open your figure texture<br />
Get the size of the area you want the tattoo on<br />
Open the tattoo<br />
Select the background colour of the tattoo as the current background colour<br />
Resize the tattoo to match the area you want it on<br />
Copy the tattoo<br />
Paste it onto your texture using &#8216;Paste Transparent Selection&#8217;</p>
<p>I know a lot of people use Photoshop but although I use it for some things I&#8217;m not totally sure about transparent colours and pasting but I&#8217;m sure you can do the same thing with it if you know how.</em></p>
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		<title>Cell Phones And Sperm And What Else&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say Drivers on Cell Phones Are as Bad as Drunks.
I would say yes but not so bad as drunks.  You wont go with phone in left hand 100+ km/h and manage to talk and drive, but you will go when you are drunk.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>They say <a href="http://unews.utah.edu/p/?r=062206-1">Drivers on Cell Phones Are as Bad as Drunks.</a></em><br />
I would say yes but not so bad as drunks.  You wont go with phone in left hand 100+ km/h and manage to talk and drive, but you will go when you are drunk.<br />
<em>They say <a href="http://www.whnt.com/Global/story.asp?S=4719703&#038;nav=menu108_5">Cell Phone can raise risk to Brain Tumor.</a></em> and now if you have your phone +4 hours in pocket every day they say you will get low sperm count, im thinking what else would the next news be: &#8220;A lot of phone talking can cause you shit less&#8221; <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
or the one i heard on job that Video calls (umts) cause big UV waves so put your head away from screen.<br />
<em>Another news is: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/1999/03/01/mobile_phone_cause_memory_loss/">Mobile phone cause memory loss</a></em> And  <em><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_1726000/1726206.stm">Mobile phones cause choc sales to fall.</a></em> (WTF!!!)<br />
So if you can`t remember anything or you produce low amount of sperm or you have headache throw your phone away <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>Borat &#8211; Cultural Learnings of America</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fake Kazakhstani journalist Borat is sent to the United States of America in order to report on some of what makes that country great. Once there though, Borat falls in love with one Pamela Anderson and decides to trek cross-country, with his sidekick producer, in the hopes of meeting the lovely actress, and marrying her.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake Kazakhstani journalist Borat is sent to the United States of America in order to report on some of what makes that country great. Once there though, Borat falls in love with one Pamela Anderson and decides to trek cross-country, with his sidekick producer, in the hopes of meeting the lovely actress, and marrying her.<br />
An extremely funny yet offensive movie that will likely have certain parties up in arms, including actual Kazakhstanis (who are apparently fighting against the release of the movie), Jewish people, women and pretty much anyone else who’s offended by male nudity, inappropriate sexual insinuations and behavior, and the making fun of other cultures. Personally, I thought much of it was very humorous, including a bunch of laugh-out loud funny scenes, but at the same time, I didn’t think that it worked entirely as a “movie”. For anyone who doesn’t know the background of the lead character in this film, played by actor Sasha Baron Cohen (he’s Jewish in real-life, by the way), he’s an ongoing character on his TV show, along with his more popular alter-persona, Ali G. Part of Borat’s appeal is that he’s so ignorant of American culture, that he can say and do the most outrageous things in front of actual people (who aren’t “in on the joke”) and get away with it because most Americans are polite and try to teach him about his wrongdoings, rather than tell him off for being an asshole, idiot or racist. Well, not everyone, of course…some people do actually get upset and that’s what makes for some of the comedy in this film. The problem with this concept is that it’s very funny as a 5-minute skit on his TV show (or a series of sketches), as it doesn’t expect us to buy into his character throughout a manufactured plotline, but in this film, he’s combining a “fake story” about Borat traveling across America with actual undercover footage of him acting dumb with real people.</p>
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		<title>You Don&#8217;t Want To Cheat On This Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sloganize the Mlobit</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who needs a slogan? I want more than one. 
Sloganizing the Mlobit:
«I want more, I want mlobit.»
«Naughty little mlobit.»
«Endless possibilities with mlobit.»
«mlobit for your health.»
«There&#8217;s a bit of mlobit in all of us.»
«High life with mlobit.»
«Let your mlobit flow.»
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«The realest spirit.»
«I quit smoking with realest.»
«realest, the real thing.»
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who needs a slogan? I want more than one. <img src='http://www.mlobit.com/word/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Sloganizing the Mlobit:<br />
<em>«I want more, I want mlobit.»<br />
«Naughty little mlobit.»<br />
«Endless possibilities with mlobit.»<br />
«mlobit for your health.»<br />
«There&#8217;s a bit of mlobit in all of us.»<br />
«High life with mlobit.»<br />
«Let your mlobit flow.»<br />
Since i use nick &#8220;Realest&#8221;, that`s:<br />
«The realest spirit.»<br />
«I quit smoking with realest.»<br />
«realest, the real thing.»<br />
«Do it with realest.»</em><br />
Try <a href="http://www.sloganizer.net">Sloganizer.net</a> for your own Slogan.</p>
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		<title>1000 ways to open a beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 14:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ramone_</dc:creator>
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		<title>Microsoft “Genuine Advantage” cracked</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ramone_</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft “Genuine Advantage” was cracked in just 24 hours according to a 2005 Boing Boing article. The crack simply required adding some Javascript to your browser window.
Before pressing ‘Custom’ or ‘Express’ buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:
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 It turns off the trigger for the key check.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Microsoft “Genuine Advantage” was cracked in just 24 hours according to a 2005 <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2005/07/28/microsoft_genuine_ad.html">Boing Boing</a> article. The crack simply required adding some Javascript to your browser window.<br />
Before pressing ‘Custom’ or ‘Express’ buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:</p>
<div style="margin-left: 40px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck=’all’)</span></div>
<p> It turns off the trigger for the key check.<br />
This simply crack used to work, but Microsoft is now getting serious about stopping pirated software. Just today, Microsoft Watch stated “Come this fall, however, the Redmond software maker is planning to turn up the Genuine Advantage heat in two ways: By baking more Genuine Advantage checks directly into Windows Vista, and by taking aim at PC makers, system builders, Internet cafes and other sources of potentially pirated software.”</p>
<p>YIKES! Maybe it’s time to buy some Microsoft stock since no doubt MS will get a stock boost from many illigitimate users simply paying for a legitimate copy rather than play “tit for tat” with Microsoft, which keeps “tweaking” the WGA code to thwart users using pirated versions of Windows XP/2003 (and soon Vista).</p>
<p>But if your so inclined to play the “game” of hacking WGA and are looking for other methods of cracking Microsoft Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) you can check out the plethora of comments below for various cracking methods. Good luck!</p>
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		<title>How Many Soldiers Were Killed By Bush</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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Bush don`t care, can somebody do something about this, nahhh
In history bad people always managed to stay on top, so join the club.
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In old school game Unreal Tournament the voice would say Mooonster Killll.<br />
Who cares ha, I don`t care,<br />
Bush don`t care, can somebody do something about this, nahhh<br />
In history bad people always managed to stay on top, so join the club.</p>
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		<title>NUBA &#8211; Pure People</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ramone_</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They like the wind. And the fire that cleans up the country at the end of the dry season. But most of all they like the rain that brings new life. They cherish each new blade as a new-born child. At sprouting time when vegetables need peace they walk on their fingers while, at the same time, they address themselves and others with the utmost respect. When natureâ€™s bounty is ripe, they dance, play, sing and celebrate for a few months until everything is gone. This is not only a custom they follow because of their sheer gratefulness but mostly because they cannot be still due to the intense joy stemming from the beauty that surrounds them.</p>
<p>They are mothers and fathers, girls and boys and even small babies, aunts and uncles, grandpas and grandmas&#8230; these are the most innocent and purest people in the world. They are not interested in the oil that foreign companies have discovered at the foot of their mountains, nor in the great profits for which Eastern and Western economic interests are struggling to gain in the war that, in seventeen years, has taken two million victims, while another five million have been driven away from their homes. The encircled and besieged Nubian families in the mountains of Central Sudan have been exposed to genocide, though they are merely looking for peace and the right to be what they want â€“ the NUBAS.<br />
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		<title>Every Goal In World Cup</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Realest</dc:creator>
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