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Let`s make a show about nothing.
What do you mean nothing?
Nothing:
From: Seinfeld scripts…..
GEORGE: So, what’s happening with the TV show? You come up with anything?
JERRY: No, nothing.
GEORGE: Why don’t they have salsa on the table?
JERRY: What do you need salsa for?
GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do
you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?”
GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) “I wanted seltzer, not salsa.”
JERRY: “Don’t you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!”
GEORGE: See, this should be a show. This is the show.
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: This. Just talking.
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