May 31, 2008

Wicked Words About Famous People

Filed under: funny, wtf — Realest @ 10:15 am

who cares

I know nobody cares, i still have some thoughts and copped jokes which i like to share with anybodies. :)

George W. Bush – he is funny and i see him more on comedy channels. Example:

top ten george w bush moments

Britney Spears
While the Beat Goes On I am Thinkin About You that I Will Still Love You
I Will Be There From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart because i was Born To Make You Happy and Sometimes * You Drive Me Crazy * hit me Baby One More Time.

Anna Nicole-Smith – Who came first you or pamela anderson ?
What you mean here or on playboy.

Alec Baldwin –
Does God shit? He must…how else can you explain Alec Baldwin?

Will Smith – doesn`t make jokes. He just watches the government and report the facts.

2pac – was tha gangsta, you are not

50 Cent – Still needs 50 more to make a dollar

Pamela Anderson – What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson’s breasts?
Silicon Valley.

Arnold Schwarzenegger – His favorite web site is Alta Vista baby.

Paris Hilton – Her boyfriend says: Look at that dog with one eye! And Paris covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”

Barack Obama – “You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn’t tell if he was running for president or bartender.” –Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton – “Poor Hillary. She went on my friend Jay Leno’s show last night. She’s still trying to put that whole Bosnia sniper fire thing behind her. She said, ‘It’s been so long since I’ve been pinned down by anyone.’”

Hulk – When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.