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Poor Cow

I found this pic on some .ru site.
As you can see there is Cow in it.

Tags: funny, funny cow, humor, lol

George W. Bush speaks. We laugh.

Love him or hate him, you just can’t escape the humor in Bush’s ridiculous speeches.

They misunderestimated me.
– US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2000 in Bentonville, Arkansas)

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. 
– US President George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test.
– US President George W. Bush (2000?)

Reading is the
basics for all learning.
– US President George W. Bush (Discussing his “Reading First” plan in Reston, Virginia, March 28, 2000)

Rarely is the
question asked: Is our children learning?
– US President George W. Bush (January 11, 2000)

My views are one
that speaks to freedom.
– US President George W. Bush (in Washington, D.C. on Jan. 29, 2004)

And it’s a struggle between good and it’s a struggle between evil.
– US President George W. Bush in a speech (on terrorism) to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and Trade Show
at the Denver Convention Center (February 8, 2002)

We cannot let
terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
– US President George W. Bush (2000 in Des Moines, Iowa)

Our nation must come together to unite.
– US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

If you choose to
do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted
as a war criminal.
– US President George W. Bush (In St. Louis on January 22, 2003, he likely
meant ‘prosecuted.’ Just for the record Bill O’reilly made the same
mistake on his TV show The O’reilly Factor in August 2004)

Will the highways on the Internet become more
few?
– US President George W. Bush (Concord, New Hampshire, January 29, 2000)

If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for
anything!
– US President George W. Bush (November 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community
College)

I know the human being and fish can coexist
peacefully.
– US President George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your
family
– US President George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)

This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had
collapsed.

– US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2003 in Washington, D.C.)

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. 
– US President George W. Bush (October 2000)

I think we agree, the past is over.
– US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)

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2 Funny Monkeys Talking In Video

Tags: funny, funny monkeys, humor

Funny Cats

There are also cute cats

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Einstein the Parrot, smart bird

http://www.koreus.com/media/smart-bird.html
Check the smart bird video at link, it`s from animal planet, it`s funny.

Tags: einstein the parrot, funny, funny birds, humor, smart bird. parrot, video

Old quotes that are someway funny

How funny are these quotes which are old these days.

I got a seperated page with my favourite quotes, red them too.

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” –Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 – hAhA there is no reason anyone would not want have it

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” — Bill Gates, 1981
No comment….

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” –H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
Good one still agree

“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You’re crazy.” –Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.
Hahahha

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