He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

U may know the answer but u are not sure
This is what i call strange questions:

Why is so many people have a fear of clowns?

Are dogs’ mouths really cleaner than humans’?

How did they figure that there are seven dog years to one human year?

What’s the best way to clean a keyboard?

What’s the difference between a computer virus and a computer worm?

What’s the best way to erase all your personal data from an old PC before you donate it or recycle it?

Why is it that computers never have a “B” drive?

What about questions that remain unanswered?? like —-

Are we alone in this planet? No answer

When will the world end? ……

Why are we living?

What is the sense of the life?

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